Bye-bye Blighty
The usual Brit Lit suspects contemplate the end of England

Massacre of the innocent
The sleep of reason brings forth a Damien Hirst?

Cornershop
Interview with Tjinder Singh from the top Anglo-Asian beat combo

The tomorrow people
Sorted young Asians do the hippie, hippie shake

Sociology shuffle
Academics turn their eyes, if not their feet, to the new Asian dance culture

Gospel truth
Prophets are heretics with followers